Redneck
Definitions of Medical Terminology
(Donated by authors unknown and whish to be unknown)
Artery | The study of paintings. |
Bacteria | Back door to cafeteria |
Bar Body | A male who hangs out at bars and drinks too much; A female is known as a bar fly |
Barium | What doctors do when patients die |
Benign | What you will be after eight. |
Cesarean Section | A neighborhood in Rome |
Catscan | Searching for kitty |
Cauterize | Made eye contact with her |
Colic | A sheep dog |
Coma | A punctuation mark |
D&C | Where Washington is |
Dilate | To live long |
Enema | Not a friend |
Fester | Quicker than someone else |
Fibula | A small lie |
Genital | Non-Jewish person |
G.I. Series | World Series of military baseball |
Hangnail | What you hang your coat on |
Impotent | Distinguished, well known |
Ionic Boning | Lee Majors and Lyndsey Wagner |
Labor pain | Getting hurt at work |
Medical Staff | A Doctor's cane |
Morbid | A higher offer than I bid |
Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
Node | I knew it |
Outpatient | A patient who has fainted |
Pap Smear | A fatherhood test |
Pelvis | Second cousin to Elvis |
Post Operative | A letter carrier |
Recovery Room | Place to do upholstery |
Rectum | Damn near killed him |
Secretion | Hiding something |
Seizure | Roman emperor |
Tablet | A small table |
Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
Tumor | More than one |
Urine | Opposite of you're out |
Varicose | Near by / close by |
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